Earthquakes, Tsunamis, "Frankenstorms," Japanese Nuke Melt-downs: Send All Your Money To The Dooms-dayer's, QUICK!...

Send the Doom-dayer's ALL your Money: Unless, of course, you survive the emergencies and have to cope with Life's unfortunate dilemmas.  And if you survive, Congratulations.  Perhaps you were "left behind," and if you were, get on board with the rest of us, for you are the new ARK:  The American Conservative Cultural Revolution, i.e., The Vanguard of Freedom!